Think Tank Escapist Gifts

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

Desert Mirage

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"I took something for my headache. I took my boss to the airport."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

"I've thought of someone to blame."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Early American Think Tank.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Culturally significant problems solved.

"Maybe we overdid the sedation."

Houdini 2019

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Oh yeah? Well, your dad makes more, but my dad's not stuck in a high-paying job he hates but is too scared to leave."

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

"I've half a mind to protest."

Jungle Staff Room

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

'Can anyone throw something that will stick?'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

Message in a bottle.

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Tunnel of Pointless Meetings

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Hiding From Social Media

'Wait for me!'