Think Tank Escapist Mugs

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

Desert Mirage

"I took something for my headache. I took my boss to the airport."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"I've thought of someone to blame."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Culturally significant problems solved.

"Maybe we overdid the sedation."

Houdini 2019

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Early American Think Tank.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Oh yeah? Well, your dad makes more, but my dad's not stuck in a high-paying job he hates but is too scared to leave."

"I've half a mind to protest."

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

Jungle Staff Room

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

Tunnel of Pointless Meetings

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

'Wait for me!'

'Can anyone throw something that will stick?'

Message in a bottle.

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

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