"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."
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The height of fashion in 1796
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
Kritik's Korner
"Hipsters"
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
The americanisation of vulture.
"It lost a little something in translation."
"Say 'eh.'"
Toy Shops and Educated Children
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.
A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.
Armageddon
"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."
"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow
"Now that was post-modern sex."
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
"Some Debussy, Igor."
"I'm after the history section."
"How is it in Russia?"
"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"
Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'
'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'
Justin Timberlake
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