Subculture Critic Pillows

"Spot Mr Conformity, Mr Identikit, and Mr No Individuality!"

The height of fashion in 1796

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Hipsters"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"He's gone goth"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Say 'eh.'"

"It lost a little something in translation."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Punkins

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"How is it in Russia?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"I'm after the history section."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

Get Your Shot

Mr. Frite Head

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'