Subculture Connoisseur Pillows

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Louis Armstrong

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Hipsters"

"He's gone goth"

Joined at the hipster.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Creation of Red Wine

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

The Cremaster Cycle

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Punkins

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

The Kali De Milo.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Chinese History: Redwash

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

3D Theatre