Subculture Connoisseur Mugs

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"He's gone goth"

"Hipsters"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Punkins

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The Kali De Milo.

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Chinese History: Redwash

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

3D Theatre

The drinker.