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"Spot Mr Conformity, Mr Identikit, and Mr No Individuality!"

The height of fashion in 1796

Joined at the hipster.

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"He's gone goth"

"Hipsters"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Say 'eh.'"

"It lost a little something in translation."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Punkins

"Now that was post-modern sex."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"How is it in Russia?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"I'm after the history section."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

"It's an even numbered day. Do we blame the message or the messenger on even numbered days?"

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

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