"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."
Screen Culture Critic Pillows
Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with a pillow that celebrates their love for media analysis—funny, clever, and perfect for a screen culture enthusiast.
The height of fashion in 1796
"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
"Bloody hell!"
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.
Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'
"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
"Why didn't you simply open the window?"
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
"Say 'eh.'"
'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
"Now that was post-modern sex."
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow
What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !
"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."
Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom
Quentin Tarantino
"I'm after the history section."
"Some Debussy, Igor."
"How is it in Russia?"
"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"
"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."
'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'
Lord of the Rings IV.
'Burke's B-list celebrities.'
Screen Culture Critic Pillows Collection
Screen Culture Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for screen culture critics—bring humor and insight to their morning brew.
Screen Culture Critic Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate media analysis with humor and style—great for decorating a media critic's favorite space.
Screen Culture Critic T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that let screen culture critics wear their passion—funny and smart designs for everyday style.