Movie Culture Critic Pillows

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Herman Mankiewicz

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Bloody hell!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.