Thespian Ponderer Gifts

'If all the world's a stage, what's my MOTIVATION?'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Needs to get a life"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Henrik Ibsen,

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Harriet Walter

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Ventriloquist Grave

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

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"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Are these sessions as soul-deadening for you as they are for me, doctor? Let's not have a contest, Al. Or, if we do, no wagering.

Thomas Aquinas

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'You will eventually discover that all women are the same. The only difference is how deep you have to go before you see the pixels.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

Psychiatry. Whenever I go on an ego trip, my superego won't let me have any fun.

'You're right, Mr, Haskins, those were extremely 'normal' word associations. Now let's try it without the thesaurus.'

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck