Thespian Appreciator Gifts

Sid James

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Fun (circa 1955)

Harriet Walter

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"We pay the living dead wage."

"They're texting it in."

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

'I like your suit - just what I need when I ask my boss for a raise!'

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

John Corigliano

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

Trapeze artist finds his partner has quit in the middle of a performance.

'You're going to go far in this company, Mitford...'

Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

Piano costume

'What song is it you want to hear!'

Distinguished actor in between glorious career and glowing obituaries.

"It's from the University Of Life.. you didn't get in."