Thespian Appreciator Prints

Sid James

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Fun (circa 1955)

Harriet Walter

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"We pay the living dead wage."

"They're texting it in."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

A Showbiz Love Story

John Corigliano

Trapeze artist finds his partner has quit in the middle of a performance.

'I like your suit - just what I need when I ask my boss for a raise!'

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

'What song is it you want to hear!'

Distinguished actor in between glorious career and glowing obituaries.

'You're going to go far in this company, Mitford...'

Piano costume

Vanessa Redgrave