Thespian Ponderer Mugs

'If all the world's a stage, what's my MOTIVATION?'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Needs to get a life"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Henrik Ibsen,

Harriet Walter

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Ventriloquist Grave

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"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

Thomas Aquinas

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

'You're right, Mr, Haskins, those were extremely 'normal' word associations. Now let's try it without the thesaurus.'

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

Well at least we can handle these rocks.