Thespian Dreamer Mugs

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Epic Battles

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Totalitarian Humour

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.