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"To be or not to have been...no, that won't do. To be or not to be, that is the conundrum. Hmmm..."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

George Orwell

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Epic Battles

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Totalitarian Humour