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'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Tabletop Theatre

Henrik Ibsen,

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Harriet Walter

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'Sheep striptease'.

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Ventriloquist Grave

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"They're texting it in."

Little Piano

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

Magicians monkey.

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

Clown school

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

Sid James

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'