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"They're texting it in."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Hamlet'

Felix Mendelssohn

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Anna Calvi

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Orchestra.

Shakespeare was bisexual

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Elvis Presley

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Bryan Ferry

Lend me your ears

Frederic Chopin

Piano Keyboard

Eric Clapton.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Fossil record player.

Hamlet