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"They're texting it in."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Felix Mendelssohn

'Hamlet'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Hamlet

To read or not to read?

Fossil record player.

Frederic Chopin

Piano Keyboard

Lend me your ears

Bryan Ferry

Woman crying with happiness.