Thermos Appreciator Gifts

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Old-fashioned computer

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'It's a hybrid.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Librarian.

Friendly Green Space Alien

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

Have you installed the heater?

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Perpetual Motion.

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

Look...a friendly face.

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

Thermos capsule lunch launch.

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

It says he studied at the feet of the masters. Art Guide.

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

What technique! What control! I don't get it. Work in progress.

I want to thank you Mycroft for sticking by me, now that things are a bit tricky.