Thermos Appreciator Pillows

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Old-fashioned computer

'It's a hybrid.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Librarian.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Friendly Green Space Alien

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

Perpetual Motion.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Look...a friendly face.

Have you installed the heater?

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

Thermos capsule lunch launch.

'Todd, have you ever noticed how thunder sounds like the angels are bowling?... Todd?'

I want to thank you Mycroft for sticking by me, now that things are a bit tricky.