Thermos Collector Pillows

Thermos capsule lunch launch.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Orthopaedist

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Moon Souvenirs

One book... One book... One book...

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

Archive for Presidential Tweets

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

"Wait, I'm not just a turkey! I'm also an N.F.T.—a thing that you don't understand but that your friends have told you to invest in and definitely not eat."

Life's Rarest Things

Statue of liberty holding a lighter

"Should I use a coaster?"

Elements

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Perry Grayson

God Catching Planets

'I really feel sorry for that guy, spending day after day in that little globe.'

Modern money

Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

Six remote tuners?! You really are a "control" freak!

"To be quite honest, I would have preferred to have been a snowman."

Trick or treat...

'This is the 'Mother Flame' - three for a pound down the market.'