Therapy Session Laugher Pillows

'I would definitely say I'm a 'type A' personality.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

Psychobabble.

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

"A cashier told me to have a nice day and I didn't. Am I liable or can I sue her?"

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

"Dad, can you just ground me instead?"

'I don't feel I stand out in a crowd anymore.'

'The computer must be on the blink if it sent a questionnaire to him!'

"Not every dream is about you, Mom."

"Are you blushing?!"

'Not much of a support group are they.'

"I thought you said you were watching your weight!"

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'