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'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Listen, all I remember is that I blacked out right before saying anything incriminating."

'When my folks left for the evening, my little sister was always in charge...'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Licensed Therapist

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

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Couples' therapy

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

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'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'We have three minutes left.'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."