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'Read all about it! My therapy group says I have an irrational need to be the center of attention.'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'If you knew that economics was the 'dismal science,' why did you become an economist?'

"We need to dig even deeper. You still seem to be avoiding the real problem."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

"Some people lift you up, others put you down...get over it, that's life!"

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'i don't know why people find me offensive, you tell me, you silly old bad headed twit.'

'Hi, my name is Phil and I'm redundant.'

SGive a gift a friend isn't expecting...screaming telegram.

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Now, now, the fact that no one has stolen your identity doesn't mean there's something wrong with it.'

'My best friend snarled at me this morning!'

Passive Aggressive Support Group

"And this deep-seated delusion that you're basically a good person... did that start in childhood?"

"Had a great meeting with my new therapist. He even wanted to play cards, but said he couldn't find a full deck."

"I hate my mood swings."

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"And, on top of that, she's been seeing another counsellor behind our backs."

'C'mon, what are you, nuts?'

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

"Your sense of loss, … Is it youth, .. Innocence, hopes and dreams, of is it actually sheep?"

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'And to make things worse, I don't get on well with my computer either.'

'The nymphomania doesn't bother me. It's just that I never have time for my housework.'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

'Edgworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much, but he can't stand anyone else.'

'Oh, come on — nobody can feel that inferior.'

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"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Get a life? That's it?'