Therapy Cheekiness Gifts

'I'm sick and tired of listening to depressed people lying on me with thier dirty shoes!' (analyst's couch).

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Sticking out tongue

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Thong World.

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

Cat's busy calendar

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

'I see you've been calling a lot for that pretty night nurse again!'

"I don't want to be empowered - I want to be sassy."

'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'

"And when did this over-aggressive behavior begin to manifest itself?"

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).

'Your Mom's going to happy hour. Let's order pizza.'

'No - I've been mis-sold PIP implants.'

'I hate to ask this on my first day... but can you loan me about 650.00?'

Sauces & Pickles