Theology Lover Pillows

'Sorry about all this -- It was Pilate error.'

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We only got six days of funding."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Ghostwriting the Bible

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Moses' Tablet

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"You call this a constitution?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."