Theology Fan Pillows

Moses separating his Laundry.

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

"Can't you just put 'em on a CD-ROM?"

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

How's My Omnipotence? 1-800-CREATOR

"I came up the hard way - evolution."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Yeah, I see what you mean - Okay, go ahead with Plan 'B' and that 'Noah' guy.'

Meet the author of the Bible.

"This looks like a good spot."

God Selfie

"So Judas wasn't the one who betrayed me?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

What else is there to wish for?

Now showing, at a University near you...

"You call this a constitution?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Trappist Monk Discord

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Priest

YOLO vs YODO

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'