Theology Fan Mugs

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

"Can't you just put 'em on a CD-ROM?"

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"I came up the hard way - evolution."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Yeah, I see what you mean - Okay, go ahead with Plan 'B' and that 'Noah' guy.'

Meet the author of the Bible.

"This looks like a good spot."

God Selfie

"So Judas wasn't the one who betrayed me?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

What else is there to wish for?

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"You call this a constitution?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

Trappist Monk Discord

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

YOLO vs YODO

Priest

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price