Theatrical Communicator Pillows

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"He can't stop digressing."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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Woman on the phone.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"I'm just posting something to my wall."