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1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Pirate

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Applause

Theatre Crowd

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

A man taking a bow

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Tower Hamlets

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

A pretention of playwrights

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

Baby dressed for the opera.

Miggs's short-lived joy

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.