Theater-going T-Shirts

Well...there you have it.

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Cell phone in theaters.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Honoré de Balzac

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Pirate

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Champagne

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Hamlet'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Daughters on the beach

Theatre Masks and Butts

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Taking a peek at the audience

"It's a play on words."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'