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'You expect the lions and the death, but the booing from the crowd is just hurtful.'

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Pianist wearing face mask.

Blitzen: The True Story

Cheap Circus in Whitechapel

Little Dorrit - The Third Volume of the Registers

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

Embarrassed man is looked at by everyone in theatre

'Sorry, but I expect a bit more from a mime than 'it's a film, three words'.'

Wotan with eye patch

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Cariactures

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Southwark Fair.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Bacchus.

Honoré de Balzac

Pirate

Champagne

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Daughters on the beach

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore