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'You expect the lions and the death, but the booing from the crowd is just hurtful.'

'Isn't this a Grimm's Fairy Tale?'

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Pianist wearing face mask.

Blitzen: The True Story

Cheap Circus in Whitechapel

Little Dorrit - The Third Volume of the Registers

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

Embarrassed man is looked at by everyone in theatre

'Sorry, but I expect a bit more from a mime than 'it's a film, three words'.'

Wotan with eye patch

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Cariactures

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Honoré de Balzac

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Pirate

Southwark Fair.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Bacchus.

Champagne

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Masks and Butts

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Daughters on the beach

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'