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"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

The Peacock Skirt - Whistler's Peacock Room

Phaedra and Theseus

Pantomime Horse Eating.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Merry Widow

Trepak

Gentlemen of Japan

Frederic hides behind a rock

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Thespian Energy Powder (Fast Acting)

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Hunding

"Those who can can, dance."

Fairy Queen

Tourists from Space.

'Is he the performance artist?' 'Yes, but he MAY be on a tea break.'

'Missing Persons' "I'll describe your wife as well built, shall i, Sir...rather than hippo-like?"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Well—that's showbiz!"

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Southwark Fair.

Honoré de Balzac

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted