Theatre Goers Gifts

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Pirate

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Applause

Theatre Crowd

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

A man taking a bow

Tower Hamlets

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

A pretention of playwrights

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Don't go in there!!"

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Fairy godmother arrives

Miggs's short-lived joy