Theater Skeptic Pillows

"I don't want to sit so close to the stage that the actors can see my eyes glaze over."

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Bravo!"

"It's a play on words."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

To read or not to read?

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

William Shakespeare

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Much ado list"