Theater Skeptic Mugs

"I don't want to sit so close to the stage that the actors can see my eyes glaze over."

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

"It's a play on words."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Bravo!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

To read or not to read?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Noel Coward.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

William Shakespeare

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.