Musical Skeptic Mugs

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

Classic News.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"Paparazzi!"

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"Here's a great software update. It lets me delete all the features that I didn't want from the last update."

'The story you are about to see is as true as most of the stuff you get on televison these days....'

"What do the know!"

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

The first meeting.

Couple watches the news, seeing 'News, Fake News, Weather, and Sports'.

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

'The following program isn't really recommended for anybody, but hey — ratings are ratings!'