I rhyme today for I feel great cheer. Listen up, people. I am truly moved. The greatest three words a man can hear. You are pre-approved! Hail the bard of the home-loan sonnet.
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Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.
Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.
The Pink Bantha
"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."
The Drummer
'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'
Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.
Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.
"Nevermore."
"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"
"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."
Poetry Buff.
'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'
"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."
Two More Poems from Ted Hughes
"This isn't how the story went at all."
“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”
Poetry Knight
"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."
'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'
The Ballad of the Lavender Dot
Poet
Beware of Doggerel
'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'
"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"
'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'
"Is it yours?"
Right brain accounting.
"I want a second opinion."
Piñata attack
Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.
Why there aren't so many poem writing business men...
"This new poem lacks his usual vindictive sarcasm. It's just a victimless rhyme."
Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.
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