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Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

The Drummer

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Nevermore."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Poetry Buff.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

"This isn't how the story went at all."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Poet

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

Beware of Doggerel

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Right brain accounting.

"I want a second opinion."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"Is it yours?"

Why there aren't so many poem writing business men...

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

"This new poem lacks his usual vindictive sarcasm. It's just a victimless rhyme."

'This peas porridge tastes like it's nine days old!'