Rhyming Rebels T-Shirts

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

The No No No's

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Lou Reed

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Moon, June...'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"This isn't how the story went at all."

David Cameron and Europe

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

Musical Mestizo.

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

the world's first music critic...

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'I'd like to renew my poetic license!'

Anti-Saxophone

"It's going to be my first protest song, as soon as I can figure out some words that rhyme with 'Napster,' 'Bertelsmann,' and 'service charge.'"

"Urgent message from Captain Sasson, sir - do you know any words that rhyme with orange?"

rude singer