The Avant-garde Executive Gifts

"Can someone have a word with Jenkins about his dress code? Quite frankly, it's unprofessional."

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Jazz is Invented

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Outré or simply bad?"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Blend Schools

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Cat Boss

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Francis Picabia

Pants Uglifier!

Marcel Duchamp caricature

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

Two men compete over who is least recognised

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

Art gallery - way out / not so way out.