The Avant-garde Executive Pillows

"Can someone have a word with Jenkins about his dress code? Quite frankly, it's unprofessional."

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Jazz is Invented

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Blend Schools

Cat Boss

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

Two men compete over who is least recognised

The Ascension of the Rose of Lima

"One final question: If we were to hire you, where do you see yourself in five years?"