Avant-garde Adventurer Gifts

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Outré or simply bad?"

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Art gallery - way out / not so way out.

"I can deal with the conceptual art and the electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be?"

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Odd Mortarboards.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'What's on the other side?...'

Farmer's Market.

'I've started a blog.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...