Thanksgiving Reimaginer Gifts

Thanksgiving and Truthsgiving

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Holiday Overkill.

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

"That's him office...the peeping tom!"

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

'I don't like this!'

Alice in Badassland

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Under New Management.

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

"We give thanks for plant-based meals that spare some of us. . . and those humans who choose these."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving.

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

"We're here to fix the turkey."

Lady Cadaver.

'Stop being a baby! All my friend's husbands have had their giblets removed.'

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

Breaking the stereotype

'I know one thing about pilgrims. Their mothers picked out their clothes.'

'Look, Adam! -- The snake gave me some body paint!'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. His recipe file looks good on computer, but when he makes the hard copy ….

Updating the ending of the 3 Little Pigs: BIG BAD WOLF, INC: Practical Pig, CEO

Little Red Riding Hood Packs a Gun.

Dorothy and her rugby slippers.

The new revised P.C. title of the Arabian Classic: Ali Baba and the 40 economically deprived who made incorrect life choices.

"There's a little girl in my bed...and she's got a knife!.."

"The snake gave me this apple AND a free T-shirt!"

'If I was Little Red Riding Hood I'd give the Big Bad Wolf a good talking to and make him do community service!'