Religion Reimaginers Gifts

"The snake gave me this apple AND a free T-shirt!"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property."

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

God and Adam's first date.

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable.

Alice in Badassland

Under New Management.

Wolf in bed.

Some things Alice did in wonderland have been glossed over.

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

Nobility Scooter

"I haven't change my New Year's resolutions, just the year I'll do them."

Princess reads sign: 'NO fishing' NO kissing frogs'.

Thanksgiving and Truthsgiving

Lady Cadaver.

Cauliflower Red Riding Hood

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."

And lived happily ever after? That's nice...now tell me the unauthorised version!

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

'Look, Adam! -- The snake gave me some body paint!'

Breaking the stereotype

'And then Sleeping Beauty filed charges against him for sexual harrassment.'

Updating the ending of the 3 Little Pigs: BIG BAD WOLF, INC: Practical Pig, CEO

Little Red Riding Hood Packs a Gun.