Renaissance Re-imaginers Gifts

God and Adam's first date.

Alien David statue

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

Michelangelo's David

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property."

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

Gallery of Modern Art: Mona Listens

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

Painting Mona Lisa.

Jean Goujon

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

Michelangelo's Creation of Adam

The Arnolfini Marriage

"Oh, and Botticelli. Botticelli would probably have been a great filmmaker."

Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable.

Alice in Badassland

Sean O'Casey.

Wolf in bed.

'Maybe we should try it without the smile.'

Claudio Monteverdi

John Calvin

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

Some things Alice did in wonderland have been glossed over.

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

Nobility Scooter

Vitruvian covid

"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."