Renaissance Reborn Gifts

Alien David statue

"We're following Carrot Top."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Theorbo

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Selfie

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Raphael

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

El Greco

Innovate or die.

Michelangelo's David

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

How Gary got his groove back.

Shakespeare

'Perhaps just a touch of mystery.'

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Desiderius Erasmus

Vitruvian Man

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

God and Adam's first date.

Gallery of Modern Art: Mona Listens