Renaissance Studies Gifts

The river

Titian

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

The first car accident.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Alien David statue

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Theorbo

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Hildegard von Bingen

"The knights of the round accent table"

The Selfie

Swiss army knife

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Raphael

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Early accounting scandals.

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"Plagiarist!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat