Renaissance Studies Pillows

The river

Titian

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

The first car accident.

Alien David statue

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Theorbo

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

The Selfie

Swiss army knife

Hildegard von Bingen

"The knights of the round accent table"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Raphael

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

Early accounting scandals.

"Plagiarist!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'