Renaissance History Gifts

"You must give me the recipe for this poison."

Alien David statue

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Theorbo

The Selfie

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Raphael

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

The Death Of Venus

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

El Greco

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Candle Moment

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Michelangelo's David

Shakespeare

Oak Tree Painted in 1642