Renaissance Thinker Gifts

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Voltaire

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Raphael

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"The success of the guillotine helped it's inventor get ahead...let me rephrase that..."

Max Weber

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

Auguste Comte

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

Candle Moment